look at what the homosexuals have done to me. — lokeleo: andthenewt: weirdnessloveandscifi: ...

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See, that’s what the app is perfect for.

Sounds perfect Wahhhh, I don’t wanna

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bohemian-napsody

very fucking punny you shits

weirdnessloveandscifi

teeth

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with all the actual humour, tumblr still finds “teeth” the funniest thing.

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