If you dare to insult Isabella:

- Buford will ROAST you back, scold you, and give you a wedgie. Or two. Or three.

- Baljeet will rant about how unintelligent and incompetent you are for saying such a thing and “you should be ashamed of yourself!”

- The Fireside girls will collectively intimidate and scare you, make you feel like a lowlife, and get revenge in a way that’ll make you sad for a long, long time.

- Ferb will stare you down and won’t say anything, which makes it much more terrifying than it should be. Depending on how mean you were, he might give you ✨ THE PINCH ✨

- Phineas will go into a rage similar to the “GET ON THE TRIKE!” incident and meltdown in Flop Starz, except this time he’ll be yelling about how amazing Isabella is and you don’t deserve to know someone like her. This will end with him angrily saying “GOOD DAY TO YOU (sir/miss)!” and walking away.

Our boys (and Fireside Girls) love Isa and would jump off a cliff for her. Don’t ever mess with her. 👀