look at what the homosexuals have done to me. — The only high school heterosexual romance I want...

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See, that’s what the app is perfect for.

Sounds perfect Wahhhh, I don’t wanna
ladybender
ana-bolism

The only high school heterosexual romance I want to see is jock girl x nerd boy sorry the other ones have been too overdone give me a super confident basketball player girl and a guy who's a little terrified of her

ana-bolism

Nerd boy: *is scrambling for books at his locker*

Basketball girl: *leans on the locker next to his like jocks do in high school movies*

segasister

Lemme guess: no other guy wants to go out with her because she’s too tall and, “intimidating.”

ana-bolism

Actually no all the basketball dudes think she's super cool but she wants the calculus loser

shadowknight1224

It would be hilarious if the movie opens on the nerd boy narrating "I have a crush on the most popular girl at school..." as he stares longingly in the middle of the hallway, then the camera pans around to show the popular girl isn't a cheerleader but instead she's a jacked jock and she's lifting a classmate up and down in the middle of a crowd with her fellow jocks (of all genders) cheering her on

susiephone

The camera pans over someone who only appears from the shoulder down, passing them over to focus on a petite blonde cheerleader. Nerd boy clears his throat.

"Jessica? No no no, she's nice but not my type. Also, she's gay. Go back."

The camera hesitantly moves focus off the cheddar and onto the person whose head isn't even in frame.

"There we go."

Cue the pan up to reveal a jacked 6'2'' queen.

"Perfect."

Source: ana-bolism